Congress Allocates $500 Million For Development Of Funkier Bass Lines

Tax dollars well spent!
Congress Allocates $500 Million For Development Of Funkier Bass Lines
WASHINGTON—Stating that the measure was essential for holding down the beat and getting people outta their seat, Congress reportedly allocated $500 million Monday for the development of funkier bass lines.

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